I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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