I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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