I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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