So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
