I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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