Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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