He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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