My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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