She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize