week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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