Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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