I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
