He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
