dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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