STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
