I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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