I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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