People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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