So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Life without a bra equals bliss.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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