NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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