we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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