I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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