do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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