She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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