No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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