C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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