is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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