you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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