As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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