Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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