Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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