Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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