We're like a lot better than the average bears
17 year olds will be the death of me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm at about main and main street
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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