So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
