After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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