he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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