Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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