4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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