Will you blow on my dice?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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