I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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