I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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