I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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