I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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