there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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