I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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