You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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