i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
this will be a night to untag.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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