can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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