Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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