he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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