Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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You. Win. At. Life.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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