My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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