Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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